Thursday, 4 February 2016

Happy Valentines day Funny Quotes

Happy Valentines day Funny Quotes : Happy Valentines day Funny Quotes We are providing you the best valentines day funny quotes which you can share on facebook and twitter and also share with your friends and lovers or boyfriend / Girlfriend

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Happy Valentines day Funny Quotes

  • I see your face when I am dreaming.
    That's why I always wake up screaming.

  • My love, you take my breath away.
    What have you stepped in to smell this way?

  • My feelings for you no words can tell
    Except for maybe 'Go To Hell'.

  • What inspired this amorous rhyme?
    Two parts vodka, one part lime ...

‘I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.'
Dorothy Parker.
'My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.'
Rita Rudner.
‘Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.’
‘If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?’
‘Love is like a river, always changing, but always finding you again somewhere down the road.’
Kelly Elaine
’Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely.’
Hawkeye, M.A.S.H. 

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